<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838169509873344551</id><updated>2011-07-28T21:36:50.257-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Amie Amis</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Amie Amis</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06359650047810291053</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz55XOjaQHM/TBmgB8MrKAI/AAAAAAAAABo/QFzvbzzBMYU/S220/DSCN0191.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838169509873344551.post-1684071403288066541</id><published>2011-04-16T17:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-16T17:47:59.746-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Esperanza's Piñata</title><content type='html'>The fiesta was in full swing. Caballeros flirted and twirled senoritas&lt;br /&gt;in the plaza. Vibrant reds, blues and purples swirled as skirts rose&lt;br /&gt;into bells. Some young men stood back to watch for an occasional bare&lt;br /&gt;leg. The senoritas would be scolded later for their carelessness.&lt;br /&gt;Finally, one entwined pair would fall in love and Esperanza would say&lt;br /&gt;goodnight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Please let us keep dancing, Espy, the night is young," the&lt;br /&gt;party-goers would plead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I can't," answered Esperanza. "Mama will punish me if I don't go to&lt;br /&gt;bed." Esperanza then packed the muñecas quitapenas under her pillow.&lt;br /&gt;The dolls obeyed her wish and returned to their mysterious task of&lt;br /&gt;absorbing Esperanza's worries and bringing her peaceful sleep. These&lt;br /&gt;dolls, the size of a walnut, had been keeping watch over her dreams&lt;br /&gt;for the year since she turned seven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She remembered her seventh birthday when she was finally old enough to&lt;br /&gt;have her own piñata. She had loved the walk she and her mother made&lt;br /&gt;into town and the bustling of the mercado. Vibrant flags were strung&lt;br /&gt;above the street, flower vendors offered a camellia that Mama fastened&lt;br /&gt;into Esperanza's braid. Food carts squeezed together and the aroma of&lt;br /&gt;churros and taquitos permeated her senses. Tables and chairs painted&lt;br /&gt;orange with flowers were strewn around in the sun or under canopies&lt;br /&gt;along the storefronts. Esperanza and her mother followed the tiled&lt;br /&gt;paseo straight to her favorite shop, the piñata store.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shapes of enchanted creatures and objects hung from the ceiling.&lt;br /&gt;Stars, bulls and burros in red, blue, purple and pink crepe paper&lt;br /&gt;rustled as they passed under them. Esperanza selected a pink and&lt;br /&gt;purple burro piñata with a blue saddle. While waiting for it to be&lt;br /&gt;retrieved, she lost herself in the other treasures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She was fascinated by the colors of the toys and candies. Then, a&lt;br /&gt;sporadic click, clickity-click, from a barrel caught her attention.&lt;br /&gt;These were the jumping beans. Mama had bought these for her when she&lt;br /&gt;was five. Once home, the clicking slowed, then stopped after a couple&lt;br /&gt;days. Her mother told her that they were young moths trying to push&lt;br /&gt;through the wall of a nut. It was a cruelty that Esperanza couldn't&lt;br /&gt;abide, so she encouraged them quietly, "Come on little moths. Break&lt;br /&gt;free."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next were the miniature caballeros and senoritas, the muñecas&lt;br /&gt;quitapenas. With one look at their bright yarn and painted faces, she&lt;br /&gt;yearned to bring them home. She begged and pulled on her mother to no&lt;br /&gt;avail. Disappointed, Esperanza's lips puckered until the shopkeeper&lt;br /&gt;presented her piñata. Wrapped in twine and newspaper, it was almost as&lt;br /&gt;big as herself. Her face brightened and she pleaded to pick out the&lt;br /&gt;candies that would fill her piñata to the brim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The treats are a secret," said Mama.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A mariachi band started up and, in her excitement, Esperanza forgot&lt;br /&gt;her worries and dashed into the plaza. She danced as her mother walked&lt;br /&gt;along behind her. She never wanted to leave this place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When they returned home, Esperanza unwrapped the burro and pranced&lt;br /&gt;into the parlor to show Papa. Irritated, he shrugged, "Not now,&lt;br /&gt;Esperanza." Absorbed in the politics section of the newspaper, he&lt;br /&gt;didn't glance up. It was never the right time with Papa. She touched&lt;br /&gt;his graying hair in a way that he wouldn't notice and wished to be&lt;br /&gt;taken into his lap. She wanted to tell him about the plaza and how she&lt;br /&gt;came to have a flower in her hair. But he never listened to her&lt;br /&gt;stories.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Embracing the burro, Esperanza crept back to her room. A tear fell&lt;br /&gt;onto the crepe paper and the burro spoke in a kindly voice, “Don't&lt;br /&gt;cry, Esperanza. You're seven now. It's a beautiful world for you.” She&lt;br /&gt;grabbed onto him even tighter and the two leaped out the window. With&lt;br /&gt;arms wrapped around his neck and legs askew across his back, she held&lt;br /&gt;on as he bounded up the hill, high above her house. It was dusk and&lt;br /&gt;Esperanza could watch the lights of all the houses turn on. “I've&lt;br /&gt;never climbed this high before,” she whispered to the donkey. They&lt;br /&gt;walked to the other side of the summit and sought out the marketplace&lt;br /&gt;glowing in the distance. "It's so peaceful from up here," she mused.&lt;br /&gt;She could almost hear the mariachis and the clamor of the vendors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mama's voice interrupted her reverie, "Espy, time for dinner!" In one&lt;br /&gt;great leap, Esperanza and the burro flew back to the house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The courtyard was aglow with lanterns and posada candles. Colored&lt;br /&gt;lights were scattered along the balcony and across the patio. The&lt;br /&gt;cousins, uncles and aunts had all gathered while she was away on the&lt;br /&gt;hillside. The women had prepared a special birthday dinner. After&lt;br /&gt;dinner the uncles brought out their guitars and trumpets. The women&lt;br /&gt;cleared the table and the children ran off to play games. It was a&lt;br /&gt;fiesta fit for seven times a hundred.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Espy!” Mama called out, “we have a surprise!" The children were&lt;br /&gt;ushered into the garden to find the burro suspended from the glowing&lt;br /&gt;tree. Everyone cheered. One by one, the cousins were blindfolded and&lt;br /&gt;spun around before swinging at the creature. Poorly landed blows and&lt;br /&gt;little batterings failed to rupture the burro. Finally, it was&lt;br /&gt;Esperanza's turn. She stabbed at the air until she felt the movable&lt;br /&gt;form and, then, pulled back and swung. In one smack, the piñata burst.&lt;br /&gt;Treats sprayed across the yard. A box dropped at Esperanza's feet and,&lt;br /&gt;inside, she found the muñecas quitapenas she had admired earlier in&lt;br /&gt;the day. Seeing her, the little people in the box cheered and waved,&lt;br /&gt;and wished Esperanza "feliz cumpleaños."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3838169509873344551-1684071403288066541?l=amieamis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/feeds/1684071403288066541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/2011/04/esperanzas-pinata.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default/1684071403288066541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default/1684071403288066541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/2011/04/esperanzas-pinata.html' title='Esperanza&apos;s Piñata'/><author><name>Amie Amis</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06359650047810291053</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz55XOjaQHM/TBmgB8MrKAI/AAAAAAAAABo/QFzvbzzBMYU/S220/DSCN0191.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838169509873344551.post-4896286431339174432</id><published>2011-02-19T14:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-04-16T17:44:24.397-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Evelyn</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;She was wearing a red dress.  As she led me down the hall, she grabbed a lab coat, which concealed the soft cottons that had outlined her slim body.  I hustled behind her to keep up with her strides, graceful and befitting her height.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;    I sank into the chair, surrounded by an array of tubes and instruments.  She pored over my chart and asked, “So, mon, have you been brushing regularly?”  She leaned over me, “Have you been flossing?  We want you handsome for the ladies.”  Her violet eyes and rich mouth close to my face mesmerized me.  Her braids were pulled back from her face and her warm breath smelled of cinnamon.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;    She strapped on a mask, adjusted the light over my eyes, and began poking and scraping while asking, “what do you eat, mon?  Why are your teeth so stained?  Do you smoke?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;    “Mwah awhe eh huhuhuwew uhw...” it was hopeless, but she understood.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;    “Coffee is my weakness, too.  In Jamaica, we lived close by the coffee groves, but we couldn’t afford it.  Jamaican coffee is the best in the world.  Now, I bring bags of it back with me.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;     Her voice was so soothing that I didn't mind her scolds  The lilt carried me away from the probing and whizzing in my mouth.  She stopped and removed her mask, “You have a cavity.  It's small, don't worry, mon.  We get you out of here soon.”  She hurried out of the room, but I could hear her discussing me with her assistant&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;    I squirmed in my seat and studied her framed diplomas:    “University of Maryland, Baltimore, Evelyn Fleming, Dentistry; "Harvard University, Evelyn Fleming-Cabello,  Dental Surgery."  I memorized the years, but I couldn't get over the hyphenated name. When she returned, I glanced at her left hand while she changed gloves.  My dreams of spending evenings with her on my arm and showing her off were dissolved by a simple, gold band.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;    A needle the size of my femur stung and then numbed me.  I wouldn’t have a chance to steal her from her husband with drool dribbling down my chin.  The assistant shoved a tube into my cheek and Evelyn started to drill.  I dozed off to the sounds of sucking and buzzing.  “There you go.  All finished.”  She patted my shoulder.  “Gargle with this and don't eat for a few hours.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;    I could hardly keep the water in my mouth to swish.  I think I was smiling when I left, holding onto my dream, but I heard her call in her next patient - another smitten man with trouble ahead.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3838169509873344551-4896286431339174432?l=amieamis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/feeds/4896286431339174432/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/2011/02/evelyn.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default/4896286431339174432'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default/4896286431339174432'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/2011/02/evelyn.html' title='Evelyn'/><author><name>Amie Amis</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06359650047810291053</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz55XOjaQHM/TBmgB8MrKAI/AAAAAAAAABo/QFzvbzzBMYU/S220/DSCN0191.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838169509873344551.post-8762874139179926102</id><published>2011-02-18T06:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-18T06:15:09.936-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Room</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"  &gt;I was stretched out on the floor and could feel the chill between the boards.  As my hand slid along the grain, it traversed the strips of wood that zigzagged under my fingers.  It stopped to explore one board in particular.  I had always wanted a home with a parquet floor and now I have it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The walls reached up above me like waterfalls in reverse that rushed into a spray of crown moulding.  The turbulence swirled into the ceiling tiles and the tin rippled.  I was swept into a whirlpool that carried me into the wilderness.  I drifted in a bower and could now smell orchids and hear the murmur of wildlife.  I dozed off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What?  A swarm of killer bees!  They strafed the river and they shrilled around my head.  I woke from my reverie, “They’re here and leaning on the buzzer!  I thought I had a few more hours!” I yelled out to the ceiling. “Delivery men are never on time.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I padded over to the door and buzzed them in.  I left the door ajar and flopped back down on the parquet.  I figured it would take the movers several minutes to climb five flights of stairs, and I could recapture my dream.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I half-closed my eyes and listened for the waterfall.  I heard grunting and echoes from the men plodding through the stairwell. “Grunt, clomp, thud;” “grunt, clomp, thud.  A final “thunk” at the door announced the arrival of the sofa.  I sprang up, just as the mover knocked and pushed through the door. There was no escape.  The mover tracked mud as he shoved through to investigate the apartment's layout.  Perhaps a trail to mark his way back out of the wilds of my three-room home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Where you wan’ it,” he demanded, and without waiting for an answer, he signaled for his helper to shove the sofa into the room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I ran to the south wall and said, “Here! Put it here!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“It looks kinda big,” the mover grumbled.  The helper was silent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They placed the sofa across the northwest corner of the room, where it partially blocked the window.  Wiping his brow, the mover opined, “This thing ain’t practical; you oughta cover it with plastic so it don't get dirty.”  Drops of sweat fell onto the mint satin.  Expecting that the movers were just taking a breather, I was amazed that they turned in unison, hustled to the door, slammed it, and disappeared.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div  style="text-align: left;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I surveyed the room.  The bower was gone.  Bending over, I put my side hard against the stained armrest and wrestled the monster to the south wall.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3838169509873344551-8762874139179926102?l=amieamis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/feeds/8762874139179926102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/2011/02/i-was-stretched-out-on-floor-and-could.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default/8762874139179926102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default/8762874139179926102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/2011/02/i-was-stretched-out-on-floor-and-could.html' title='Room'/><author><name>Amie Amis</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06359650047810291053</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz55XOjaQHM/TBmgB8MrKAI/AAAAAAAAABo/QFzvbzzBMYU/S220/DSCN0191.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838169509873344551.post-1793230633358771848</id><published>2011-01-17T09:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-17T09:20:21.846-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Rich's Woolly Hat</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Arriving home, I was enveloped by the air of my warmer-than-life apartment - welcome after the sudden cold-snap outside. When my roommate Rich and I left for work that morning, it was warm enough for us to forget it was December in New York.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Hi roommie,” Rich cried out from the kitchen. He had opened the tall loft windows to let excess heat out and the unexpected frigid air in. The landlord keeps the boiler running full-strength after Thanksgiving.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Brr, it's freezing outside and hot as Cuba in here,” I said as I peeled off my coat, “I wish I could change as fast as this weather - it's severe!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I'd say! I had to buy a hat at lunch,” Rich explained, “but, I don't know if I'll keep it.” Lying on a chair was an orange-yellow glob that even the cat was avoiding. Upon close inspection, the form of a woolly hat emerged. The yarn was a multi-colored shade varying from vivid yellow and orange to a subtle vermilion. However, the key detail was a strand of gold woven throughout.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“You know this is a lady's hat, right?” I fixed eyes with him, hoping for a glint of concurrence. I dreaded that he had been striding around the neighborhood with his usual air of unabashed confidence, mistaking our neighbors' smiles as flirts when, in fact, they were mocking his fashion sense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He gazed back at me, incredulous. Since we generally love ribbing each other, I needed to prolong my stare before he realized I wasn't kidding. The events of the day, his haste to protect his frosty ears, the convenient shop, his lunch date, all rushed into his mind and rose into his cheeks. He knew he was in for it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“It's not a women's hat,” he moaned, “it's unisex!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I collapsed into a chair with laughter, "Rich, you've been wearing a lady's hat!” This usually wouldn't matter, except that Rich fancies himself Mr. Cool. I had to straighten him out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He exploded with chagrin, "A man can wear a unisex hat!” Then, making his case, he explained that the hat looks yellow to him. "Yellow's neutral. Unisex is for everyone. Guys wear yellow. Look at the Pittsburgh Steelers - all yellow. The coach wears a yellow hat and a yellow coat!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I continued to laugh, strengthening my argument, "The gold weave - it's the give-away. And it's a beret."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Soldiers wear berets! Besides, who, other than you, can see that gold weave? It just looks yellow to me!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then Rich shared his saga. He had left his office to meet a new girl for lunch. "I didn't realize the temperature had dropped until I crossed the street. A blast of cold air hit me and I thought my head was going to explode."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He explained that the old tweed coat he wore to work would detract from his new brown suit he donned to impress his date. So he left it behind. At the corner, a shop featuring "genuine" Tibetan incense and woolens beckoned him with it's warmth and heavy aroma. The woolens were displayed for easy purchase by desperate, frozen buyers, and most items were suitable for climbing the Himalayas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“There it was,” he said inspired and wide-eyed, “just like a ray of sunshine it stood out from all the others.” These exotic trinkets he imagined were smuggled by a peasant woman, crouched and jostling in a rickety, wooden cart from her cliff-side village to meet a mysterious trader. Today, her feat would adorn a man wearing a brown suit with a yellow-orange hat. Now that he mentioned it, I thought it did reveal the cheerful shades of a sunrise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Anyway,” he continued, “after wearing it all afternoon, I realized it feels a little tight. I offered it to my co-workers, but no takers. Would you wear it?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I started to snicker, but straightened up at the trace of disappointment in his eyes. “Well, it &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;is&lt;/span&gt; pretty. But it's not the right color for me. It would be better for a blond or red-head.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He looked defeated, as if I were the hat's only hope. So, I studied it again. “Well, let me try it on. Maybe it &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;will&lt;/span&gt; work.” The hat felt warm and cozy - a perfect fit. It looked great as I readjusted it in various angles. "This would have been perfect to have today. Okay, I'll take it!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“No, sorry,” Rich said decidedly, “I'm going to keep it.” Having recovered his substantial pride, he swiped the hat out of my hands and put it on. Then he returned to the kitchen with a bounce in his step and a whistle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3838169509873344551-1793230633358771848?l=amieamis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/feeds/1793230633358771848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/2011/01/richs-woolly-hat_17.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default/1793230633358771848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default/1793230633358771848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/2011/01/richs-woolly-hat_17.html' title='Rich&apos;s Woolly 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nectar of the nectarine&lt;br /&gt;of its sweetness&lt;br /&gt;it taunts the plum and the peach&lt;br /&gt;a little of each&lt;br /&gt;but lovelier.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3838169509873344551-376800191110905497?l=amieamis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/feeds/376800191110905497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/2010/08/nectarine.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default/376800191110905497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default/376800191110905497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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/&gt;she'll never forget the Sun&lt;br /&gt;nor will she ever remember how the Sun loved her so&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3838169509873344551-716740419004358933?l=amieamis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/feeds/716740419004358933/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/2010/08/avocado.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default/716740419004358933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3838169509873344551/posts/default/716740419004358933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://amieamis.blogspot.com/2010/08/avocado.html' title='Avocado'/><author><name>Amie 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thing"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fitting into that tight dress is no hurdle&lt;br /&gt;Just squeeze&lt;br /&gt;Suck it in&lt;br /&gt;Snap it tight&lt;br /&gt;Into a girdle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And before you breath&lt;br /&gt;be sure to leave&lt;br /&gt;your stiletto heals ready to step in&lt;br /&gt;For bending is no longer an option&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The glorious hour chimes 9&lt;br /&gt;Your date is here&lt;br /&gt;It's time to dine&lt;br /&gt;You order appropriately&lt;br /&gt;Avoid the asparagus!&lt;br /&gt;Good girl, good girl&lt;br /&gt;You choose spinach.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Grinning and laughing all night&lt;br /&gt;Showing off your white smile&lt;br /&gt;that took 20 days of bleach.&lt;br /&gt;You get home to a fright&lt;br /&gt;All the while&lt;br /&gt;You had spinach stuck in your teeth,&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz55XOjaQHM/TBmgB8MrKAI/AAAAAAAAABo/QFzvbzzBMYU/S220/DSCN0191.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838169509873344551.post-6681421896712198829</id><published>2010-08-14T06:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-14T06:50:12.606-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Chocolate Chest</title><content type='html'>There in the hat&lt;br /&gt;He enters&lt;br /&gt;2 out of 3 women prefer men in hats.&lt;br /&gt;I represent half of that population&lt;br /&gt;Plus, I've always said,&lt;br /&gt;"nice eyebrows and a smile can melt my knees."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just like a song&lt;br /&gt;Some enchanted morning&lt;br /&gt;Smiles and stares,&lt;br /&gt;Glances are exchanged across a crowded room&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, he is leaving...&lt;br /&gt;But wait,&lt;br /&gt;He is distracted...&lt;br /&gt;By me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a chocolate CHEST!&lt;br /&gt;Chocolate is dripping down my face&lt;br /&gt;Trickling down my neck&lt;br /&gt;Coating my bosom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bulbous&lt;br /&gt;Chocolate fountain&lt;br /&gt;Globoids&lt;br /&gt;Protrude in his direction&lt;br /&gt;As he exits, confused.&lt;br /&gt;I know it was only the chocolate that captured his eye&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I travel to the opposite end of the universe&lt;br /&gt;Conquer alien worlds&lt;br /&gt;Save kittens from trees&lt;br /&gt;Good night moon&lt;br /&gt;Good night John Boy&lt;br /&gt;My journey is coming to an end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am melancholy and tired&lt;br /&gt;I climb the stairs&lt;br /&gt;into a wormhole through the space-time continuum&lt;br /&gt;only to FIND&lt;br /&gt;a man with a hat, eyebrows and a smile&lt;br /&gt;And a CHOCOLATE-covered CHEST!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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